I know it's a sensitive subject...but...

So for those of you that know me, have run with me or have ever been around me...well, you know I am a bit obsessed with a sensitive topic...the bathroom duties. Being an IBS suffer and a runner really stinks - literally, but I use my sense of humor and try to at least find it something to laugh at to get through the "moment".  Unfortunately, for most of my friends, that means I talk about it. Yep, I talk about it.
Most people know that no topic is off limits to me, which is just part of the charm of me! Speaking of charms, let me show you my newest addition...

I love it! I bought it on Etsy.com. It all came about in a search among some  friends of mine for a charm for me after a conversation about how I carry TP with me on every run. I find it fitting and adorable.
They had earrings but I thought that might be a bit overboard.


So rambling about this brought to mind a few "odd gadgets" I had seen that I had to share! Bare with me...

The Go-Girl...seriously? Their slogan is "Don't take life sitting down." Why not, I have taken it sitting down since I was 1 year old and have never had a problem. Apparently there is a need for this. Supposedly this is

the "cure" so us ladies can take care of business like a man. What? They post "Ok, so what’s a GoGirl? Simply put, GoGirl is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or non-existent bathrooms. It’s a female urination device (sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to urinate while standing up. It’s neat. It’s discreet. It’s hygienic." Um, nope, I will stick to hovering when needed. I have no more words. Maybe the pink is suppose to sway me...

I came across this beauty in the Chic-Fil-A drive thru on a convertible VW Beetle...WHY anyone would put this on their car is beyond me.

Is this a new found way to get out of a speeding ticket, like a free pass for driving in a frenzy through rush hour? Maybe eating that greasy chicken filet sandwich and waffle fries isn't such a good idea if you have this on your bumper?

Trust me, I have been a victim of the "OMG I can't make it home..."but I have never felt the need to slap a sticker on my car stating that, but it's a free world.

Now there is something I find completely hilarious. And yes, I realize it makes me sound like I am 7 years old but I will take the bashing. iPhone hit the proverbial nail on the head with this one.

A fart application for the iPhone!

I can't get enough - what else can make me laugh in the middle of a horrible day. A co-worker of mine luckily also finds it hilarious and he can make any bad day seem better just by utilizing this stress relieving app with a touch of a finger, no pun intended. Princess is my fav...got an iPhone? You should definitely go to the App Store now!

This was going to be the last item I shared and I just found it hilarious. The Eco-Otome. I am on the fence with this one because I can see the point. You are in a stall, other people are lurking, chatting or also attempting to take care of business. It's awkward, you want to be quiet, you can't "wait"...whip out the Eco-Otome...

They post "We all know what's it like. You are sitting on the toilet and you know the people right outside can hear your every noise. Well, now we have the perfect product to help you in this embarrassing situation.

Small and clipping easily to your mobile, the Eco-Otome Toilet Sound Blocker makes the noise of a toilet flushing to hide the other noises you might be making. Press the button twice and the sound of flushing lasts for 25 seconds." I am neutral for now - I get it, I have been there but $19 when I can just wait and hope everyone leaves in time?

Okay, the Eco-Otome was going to be my last item to share but one more popped up...and it's only $69.
The Instant Cardboard Toilet Kit...??? How? Who? Really? Is this even appropriate anywhere? How do I

carry it on a long run? What do I do with it when I am done? I file this one under ridiculous. So, for now, I guess I will just wear my toilet paper roll charm, play the Fart App for a laugh and consider the Eco-Otome purchase and yell "IBS" as I run towards the Port-O-Lets.

Run safe, run happy!
-d