First observation: I am not the only person that likes to get there 30 minutes early to "lay claim" to a favorite spot in the 105 degree yoga studio...so much to say, there was one woman who was insistant another person move out of her way to ensure she could see in the mirror. This happens often. As people venture into the studio, others glare at them, wondering if they will block their view. It's amusing to watch. I could frankly care less about seeing myself soaking wet and in a floor to ceiling mirror for 90 minutes.
Second observation: I can never get over how comfortable and free some people are about their bodies...this was brought to mind as I was washing my hands in the "ladies room" (a 20x20 foot open space with 2 stalls, 2 showers, a bench and a sink). I have to say I somewhat admire the 40 something woman who just strips down to nothing while casually chatting with anyone she can...today that anyone was me.
Observation #3: I am all about being comfortable when you workout, don't get me wrong but - if you are a 60+ male, not "in shape" and, well (excuse me), packing a squirrel, I don't need you in a bikini right in front of me for 90 minutes...it wasn't like he looked like this:
Man that WASN'T in my class...
I know everyone else was thinking the same thing, I know it's mean, but I am honest.
So I was done and off to the YMCA for a shower and fresh clothes to head to my run downtown...
Finished my first group run and headed home to make my grocery lists. To appease the new household bugdet, I agreed to start shopping for what I can (non-perishables) at BJ's to save money.
Observation #4: People in parking lots are lazy and rude! Yep, I bet you didn't know this. Someone will sit and wait for a front row spot JUST to not have to walk 30 feet, and can I say that these are usually the people that need the extra exercise...again, mean, I know but still being honest.
Observation #5: Have you ever been in a superstore on a Saturday night? I hadn't and it was eye opening...
Where are all of these people during the day? I was especially interested and a bit scared by the man that circled me and my basket a few times grumbling "Umm, helloooooo" under his breath. Ick.
Observation #6: Wow! Who knew! Did you know they sell SPAM in a 4 pack? Spaghetti noodles in an 8 pack? Seriously, bulk is the way to go!
I loaded down my basket to the point I was moving in slo-mo to the checkout.
Which brings me to observation #7: Self-checkout. Yep, it sounds like a good idea but, did you ever notice that you never get through it unscathed? You always have that rogue item that acts like it scans, starts down the conveyor belt then continuously returns as "unable to process" until you have that stupid light blinking for help...self checkout never really is SELF check out!
Observation # 8: How come I always end up on these major shopping trips alone? So I am destine to wheel out my mass purchase to the car by myself and take 20 minutes to try to load everything into the car...exhausting. Oh and where is the hubs? That's right, at home watching football on the couch - perfect!
So I hit Ukrop's for the few items I still need and head home.
Observation #9: The good never out weighs the bad. So I arrive home triumphant with my money-saving shopping spree, my lovely bulk items ready to be tucked away and I am hit! "So, how much did you spend?" Can't they wait? Can't they praise our efforts before asking the question?
I dutifully separated the items that were 25% fridge, 75% freezer, announcing proudly each bulk item I had acquired. Waltzing around like a showgirl on The Price Is Right! Yes, I am a little nuts but it was becoming fun. Everything had a place in my pantry haven...a bit more crowded than usual but I must have a place for everything!
My Pantry Haven!
So everything has it's place and I am ready to settle down for the night. My new purchases all put away and my menus planned for the week.
Observation #10: I am tired!
Run safe, run happy!
-d
LOL! Packing a SQUIRREL! LOVE it! Thanks for making me laugh today!
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